A Small Distraction (Anyone)

"No I described you." John said.

"Nope, that was the perfect description of yourself." Randy said.

"No it was of you." John said.

"Damn Cena, you really are getting old." Randy said.

"Shut up." John said.

"How old are you turning again? 50?" Randy said.

John glared then picked up his cheesecake and threw it at Randy's face.

"Angry old man." Randy muttered as he wiped his face off.

Courtney looked at Randy with the cheesecake all over his face then laughed.

"Ha ha.." Randy muttered as he wiped his face of.

"I'm sorry but it was kind of funny." Courtney said as she took some of the cheesecake off Randy's face with her finger then ate it.

"Cena's an ass." Randy muttered.

"You're a bigger one." John said.

"No you're just a mean old man." Randy said.

"At least I didn't trash hotel rooms and destroy other divas purses so you're the bigger ass." John said.

"At least I didn't cheat on my wife...twice." Randy said. "So, you're the bigger ass."

"Randy!" Elle said, reaching over and slapping Randy on the back of the head.

Courtney smacked Randy.

"That just mean." Courtney said.

"Ouch." Randy said.

"Yeah Randy that was just mean." John said.

"But true." Randy said, shrugging his shoulders.

"At least I didn't stay friends with anyone that has sat on my lap and kissed me then continued to flirt with me even though my wife was pregnant." John said.

"At least I didn't bang my wife's sister on my wedding day." Randy said. "And then leave my wife on my wedding night to bang her again."

"I'm sure you would have if Courtney had a sister since you've always been a ladies man." John said.

"And I'm sure you would as well if Elle had another sister around." Randy said "Since it seems like you have a thing for her family."

"And you have a thing for girls who will jump on your lap." John said.