Dressed To Impress (Courtney/Randy/Mickie/Ted/Elle)

"Why it's fun?" Courtney asked with a pout.

"Not really...no one wants to hear you moan." Elle said.

"I-." Randy began to say but Elle glared him.

"How about scream how damn fucking good Randy is every night he trusts fast and hard into me?" Courtney asked.

"Courtney." Elle groaned.

"Did not need to know that." Kyle muttered.

"That's what you get for being a jerk." Courtney said.

"You tortured me in the process as well." Elle said.

"Sorry Elle." Courtney said.

"It's alright." Elle said.

"Kyle I'm happy I disturbed you." Courtney said.

Kyle stuck his tongue out at Courtney.

Courtney rolled her eyes.

Mickie stood there.

"Can we just get this started before I'm scarred even more?" Kyle asked.

"That's what you get for being late." Randy said.

"Yeah that's what you get." Courtney said.

Kyle glared at Courtney and Randy.

"Anyways...Randy and Court you're up first and then Mick and Ted will go next." Elle said.

"And when will you?" Kyle asked.

"Uh...about that, I kind of got a model to stand in as me to do the shoot with John." Elle said.

"Why?" Randy asked, raising an eyebrow.

"One, I'm slightly camera shy when I'm not drunk and two, I don't want to seem super conceited posting pictures of me in my own line for the website." Elle replied.

"Someone get her alcohol, I don't trust John around models!" Kyle yelled.

Elle slapped Kyle in the back of the head.

John slapped Kyle on the back of the head.

"Kyle that was just unnecessary and for that..." Courtney paused then wrote something on a piece of paper.

Randy and I have sex almost every day of the week.

She smiled then handed the paper to Kyle.

"Ow..." Kyle said, rubbing the back of his head. "...well it's true. I'm only looking out for her."

"Not the way to do it Kyle." Elle said.

"Okay...okay, got it. But you're doing the shoot for the reason that shall not be named and because you just have to." Kyle said.

Kyle glared at Courtney after reading it, before ripping the piece of paper and throwing it to the side.

"You deserved to be disturbed once again." Courtney said.

"I did not. Everyone was thinking it, I was the only one brave enough to say it." Kyle said.

Courtney wrote down on the piece of paper again and gave it to Kyle.

Randy and I once had sex in your house when you weren't home.

"Courtney stop it." Kyle said, glaring at Courtney.

"Then stop being an ass." Courtney said.

"Fine..." Kyle muttered.

"Thank you." Courtney said.

Kyle nodded.

"Can we now start?" Randy asked.