Back from Rehab (Ortons ONLY!)

"No" Lauren said.

"Not since before she went to rehab" LO said.

"LO!"

"What?...."

"Busted." Allie said.

LO frowned at Allie. "That's not very nice"

"So? Everyone knows I drink anyways" Lauren scoffed.

"How was that not nice?" Allie asked.

"Cause you're being mean about the fact Courtney knows Lauren drinks" LO said.

"I guess." Allie sighed.

"LO if you bring anymore booze into this house you will be banned from it." Courtney said.

LO giggled. "I don't know what that means but okay"

"I think she's saying that if you bring booze in this house again, you can never come back here." Allie tried to explain.

"....Why?"

Allie slapped her forehead and ran her hand down her face.

"Ask Courtney."

"Because Lauren is trying to stop drinking and you both are too young to be drinking booze." Courtney said.

"I'm not gonna stop drinking" Lauren said.

"We can drink in Canada in a few months" LO added.

"Thanks for telling me LO so I can make sure you both don't step foot into Canada until you're 21." Courtney said.

"But I have a house there" LO said.

"Yeah. And you're not our mother" Lauren said. "Treat Allie like that...we will be fine"

"Don't bring me into your drama because you're not old enough to drink." Allie said.

"Well then let me just get your mother on the phone then." Courtney said as she grabbed the phone.

Lauren scoffed. "Call her. I don't care"

"Well you're going to have to learn to care because she's your mother." Courtney said sternly.

"And I'm not a baby!" she said. "I'm almost 20 years old! No body cares if I drink. Mom just acts as if I don't, dad just lets me get on with it, and Randy couldn't care less as long as I'm not too drunk" she told. "I'm not gonna go out on benders every day...just drink and have a good time once in a while"

"Yeah benders are like, so 14 years old...and Laguna Beach days" LO giggled.

"No. You weren't sent to rehab so you could get better there then come home and fuck up your life. Now no drinking." Courtney said.

"I am going to drink wether you fucking like it or not!" she yelled. "I am not a baby. I make my OWN decisions. And I am off the drugs so that's good enough. I need some pleasure in life and that's partying"

"Yeah. Partying is so fun" LO agreed.

"Find pleasure in doing something that's not going to kill you!" Courtney yelled.

"I'M NOT GONNA DIE!" Lauren yelled back.

"..Yeah I mean it would have happened by now" LO said.

Allie laughed a little to herself.