John's Birthday

"Don't ask me where she is, I kicked her out last night and fired her." John said.

"I can't even believe her. I should've went with my gut and fired her months ago. That fuckin' skank." Elle said.

"I should have listened to you about her. She was nothing but a dirty little whore." John said.

(I'm going to bed, good night!)

"When I find her, I will kill her, bring her back to life and kill her again." Elle said.

"How are we going to break it to Anthony that his wife is a skank?" John asked.

"We'll just say she died...which she will be soon, cause I am going to kill her." Elle said.

"You can't tell him she died and I'm not letting you go to jail for murder over her. She's not worth it." John said.

"That skank tried to seduce you, of course I am going to kill her." Elle asid.

"Elle you can kick her ass to the point no one will reconize her but you can't kill her." John said.

"No, no, death is the only option." Elle said.

"Elle." John said sternly.

"I'm not losing you over that slut." John said.

"That slut tried to seduce MY husband, that bitch deserves to die a horrible, horrible death." Elle said.

John stood up and realized he wasn't going to be able to calm Elle down with words so he cupped her face then kissed her passionately on the lips.

Elle moaned as he returned the kiss. She melted at the touch of his lips and her arms snaked around his neck. "Guess you aren't too mad at me anymore then?" She whispered softly.

"I can't stay mad at you for long, you should know that." John said with a small smile.

"I still feel pretty shitty about forgetting your birthday though." Elle sighed. "Let me make it up to you?"

"Of course you can, I can't wait." John said as his smile widened.

Elle nodded and kissed John again. "Let me make some phone calls and you go shower." She said.

"Okay boss." John joked before he walked into the bathroom and started the shower.

Elle smiled and headed downstairs. She took her phone and to make a call. She already knew what she wanted to do to make up for screwing up John's birthday, now it was just a matter of making sure she can make it happen on short notice.

John stepped into the shower once the water was the right temperature for him. After ten minutes he walked out of the bathroom in jean shorts and a white t-shirt. He sat down on the bed and put his shoes on.

Elle walked upstairs a bit later. She went over to John and kissed his cheek. "All set, a car should be here to pick us up soon."

"Do I get any hints on what's planned for me?" John asked with a grin.

"Nope." Elle said. "Just know that today is all about you." She said before going into the closet to change.

"Okay, I like your surprises anyway. They always turn out great." John said with a smile.