Let It Burn (Courtney/Randy/Elle)

"I'm fine." Randy said.

"You're going back to school." Courtney said.

"No, I'm not." Randy said.

Courtney hit Randy below the belt.

"You are." Courtney said sternly.

Randy groaned as he keeled over.

Elle busted out laughing.

"I never get tired of seeing that." She said.

"You know you would think after all the times I've done that he would have never been able to get me pregnant yet we have two kids together." Courtney said.

"Maybe Randy has super sperm or something." Elle said.

"I think he does." Courtney said.

"Ew." Elle said.

"Oh shut up." Courtney said.

"I can't wait for the opportunity to make you feel as comfortable as you make me when it comes to Randy." Elle said.

Courtney glared at Elle.

Elle smirked.

"Oh yea, that'll be fun to do." She said.

"Will not." Courtney said.

"Of course it will." Elle said.

"Well when you do Randy and I will have sex right in front of you." Courtney said.

"And then I'll have sex with John or whoever else I happen to be with at the moment in front of you." Elle said.

Courtney glared,

"Hm...I may need a backup person. Is Greg available?" Elle said.

"No." Courtney said.

Elle pouted.

"Why not?" She asked. "It would be so much fun."

"You're not having sex with him." Courtney said.

"Why not?" Elle asked.

"Because I want you to sleep with Kyle." Courtney said.

"Been there, done that." Elle said.