Whoop Whoop

The famous British television Star: Neg Dupree was strutting his way down the sidewalk. He was wondering what he could do to cause some mayhem. 'Maybe I could run into Burget king and yell out "Give me 5 whoppers and some fucking diddy donuts!" No no Ive done that b'fore'As his train of thoughts continued to run through his brain, he looked at someone that he knew he could freak out.

(Anyone)

Brooke Adams had been using her new boyfriend John Cena's credit card all day. She carried 10 bags five in each hand. She was walking down the street and walked straight past Neg.

"Allo allo who do we have here?" He asked kicking his leg in the air.

Brooke looked at Neg with an "What the hell are you doing look".

Neg looked at the bags Brooke was carrying. A new Urban sport came into his head. 'Ok Neg, this is girly dash. First: You steal a girls bag and then LEG IT!' He thought before snatching Brookes bags away. "LEG IT FUCKING LEG IT!" He yelled running down the sidewalk.

Brooke screamed as he took her bag.

"THTA COST ALOT OF MONEY" she screamed chasing after Neg. But being a WWE diva she could run like a normal person in heels.

"Whoop whoop leg it!" He yelled continuing to run.

"GIVE ME BACK MY BAG" she screamed getting closer.

"Whoop whoop" He yelled again before running into a McDonalds "Give me 6 Big Macs and some bloody chicken nuggets!"

Brooke ran into Mcdonalds also.

"GIVE ME BACK MY BAG NOW!!!" she screamed running at Neg.

"Leg it!" He yelled slamming the Bi Mac into her face and running out of the Maccas

Brooke screamed pulling bits of burger out of her hair. She took off her heels and chased Neg again. Whilst she was running she tossed her shoes at Neg.

"Aye aye that was uncalled for" He yelled

"IL UNCALLED FOR YOU WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU" she screamed picking up even more speed.

"Leg it" He yelled again more nervously as the woman picked up speed

"IL BRAKE YOUR LEG-IT" she screamed picking up even more speed.

"Ahahahahahah nice one!" He said continuing his mad dash

She let out a hell raising scream before she grabbed, an ice cream cone and hurled it at Neg.

"Argh I lost points!" He screamed falling to the ground.

Brooke screamed before she dove ontop of Neg and started to bitch slap him like mad.

Neg grabbed the Zinger burger he had stored in his pocket and slapped it on Brooke.

Brooke screamed. She then leashed her claws into his face.

Neg screamed before pushing her off and resuming his dash "Toot Toot!"

"I DON'T THINK SO" she screamed tripping him up, before she grabbed her bag.

"My 'at, wher'd my 'at go" He said reaching for his cowboy hat.