Back from Rehab (Ortons ONLY!)

"You're a rude little bitch aren't you" LO said before turning to Courtney. "Sorry I don't like use bitch infront of people over the age of 30 but she is"

"What? I'm not laughing at what you said, just the way you said it." Allie defended.

"What do you mean the way she said it?" Lauren shot.

"Yeah" LO said.

"Nothing, forget everything I said." Allie said.

"No" LO said walking over to Allie. "You laugh at me, I want a reason. So spit it out" LO said. "Cause I'm not being laughed at for something I know nothing about"

"Whoa calm down LO. When you said that Lauren would be dead by now. Just the way you put the words, no matter how much we may dislike each other I don't want her to die. Sorry for my twisted sense of humor." Allie said.

"You know just cause we are from LBTROC and The Hills doesn't mean we aren't dumb...I mean smart" LO said. "We know when people are like total bitches. And that was down right mean"

"Well I can be a bitch but I don't feel like being one right now. I already said I'm sorry." Allie said.

"Too late" LO said swing her hair around her shoulders before she turned and walked away from Allie.

"She's a-a diva." Allie sang to herself.

LO turned with jaw open looking at Allie. "Okay bitch" she said. "You are totally stressing me out. And I'm not a Diva. That's you"

"How am I a diva?" Allie asked.

"Randy told me all about you're attention seeking. One word sweetie, so lame" she said rolling her eyes. "I mean who cares about attention?"

"We don't...unless it will get us laid" Lauren giggled.

"Oh my god Lauren" LO giggled.

"Well you were thinking it" Lauren giggled.

"I know but you said it. Ah....haha" LO laughed.

(I love white chicks <333)

Allie looked at the two astonished.

(HAhaa.)

"Oh my god. Like Lauren is gonna be a Diva" LO said.

"Oh my god don't tell them. I haven't even started wrestling yet" Lauren giggled.

"You're training too?" Allie asked.

"Chyeah. Already signed a contract" Laurn laughed. "So good"

"So good" LO agreed.

"Yippe for you." Allie said.

"I'm gonna be like, the hottest and best Diva ever" Lauren said.

"Totally" LO agreed.

"Do you agree with everything Lauren says?" Allie asked LO.

"I do not" LO giggled. "We just think the same"

"Totally" Lauren agreed.

"I give up." Allie said.

"Oh my god guess who texted me yesterday" LO said to Lauren.

"Who?"

"Kristin" LO said making Lauren gasp. "The bitch. I know"

"OH EM G" Lauren gasped. "That bitch better leave you and me the fuck alone"

"Totally. Like she said hi LO long time no talk. And I was like, she's only texting me cause she is a stupid whore who has every STD known to like man kind" LO told.

"Wow, language LO." Allie joked.

"Salad's ready." Courtney said as she turned to grab some plates.