Hanging Out With The Best Friend (Courtney/Elle)

"That too." Elle says.

"So Randy tells me Cena decided to go to leave before the funeral." Courtney said.

"Yeah...he did." Elle mutters.

"That is just...unbelievable." Courtney said.

"Tell me about it. Like I wasn't dealing with enough crap that day." Elle says.

"I hope Riley drives right off a cliff so when she has a funeral you can just leave right before it." Courtney said.

"If she had a funeral, I wouldn't even think twice about going." Elle says.

"We could show up and throw a party." Courtney said.

"We should." Elle says, laughing.

"It would be so hilarious. It's not like anyone except Cena would care." Courtney said with a chuckle.

"Seriously, everyone would probably join the party." She says.

"They would." Courtney said.

"And it would be tons of fun." Elle says.

"It would be. I wish we could push her off a cliff." Courtney said.

"I would too, but it's illegal." She says.

"Damn, why does it have to be illegal?" Courtney asked.

"Because the government likes to take the fun out of everything." She replies.

"Stupid government." Courtney muttered.

"I know...it sucks." Elle said.

"I should run for president." Courtney said.

"Oh goodness." Elle muttered.

Courtney laughed.

"What?" Courtney asked.

"You as President." Elle said.

"You don't think I would make a good president?" Courtney asked.

"I do, but you'll also be a vicious one." Elle replied.