Earlier Than Expected

"Anthony that is when the stork comes in."

"You see Anthony...your dad can't keep it in his pants. You'll find out more when you're older but I would ask Evan Bourne about how you should treat women. He's a sweetheart unlike your jackass of a father." Courtney said.

"But Auntie Courtney said you do it with a lot of women and the stork got mommy pregnant so..." Anthony said, his eyes growing wide. "You got other people pregnant!"

"Yep he did. He got Renee pregnant and I'm surprised he didn't get more women pregnant. He's really a huge manwhore." Courtney said.

"What's a manwhore? I thought the daddy was only supposed to use the stork to get mommy to have a baby." Anthony said.

"Elle please make her stop."

Anthony poked Elle what was asleep.

"Mommy what's a manwhore?" He asked.

Elle groaned, moving to her side.

"A manwhore is a guy who sleeps with a lot of women but doesn't date them or anything. They're his one night stands pretty much. Your dad is an idiot, he doesn't play by the rules. He got another woman pregnant and just left her." Courtney said.

"You're a meanie. I though you loved mommy." Anthony said.

"That's what everyone thought but I don't think he does anymore. Or he does and just can't stand being tied down to such an amazing woman that he has to go find some whore to sleep with." Courtney said.

"I do love mommy, but Uncle Randy was one too and he got daddy that way."

"Look he did it again! He's blaming someone else for his stupidity! Did Randy tell you to sleep with Renee? Huh John? I don't think so." Courtney said.

"Uncle Randy are you still a manwhore?" Anthony asked.

"Nope, haven't been one of those since I've been with Auntie Courtney." Randy replied.

"Why are you still one daddy?" Anthony asked.

"I'm not one Anthony. Auntie Courtney there likes pissing me off which its not effecting me. Plus I was stupid, but I'm not like that anymore. Now Courtney please hush before you wake my wife."

"I'm confused." Anthony said.

"When you learn to keep it in your pants and stop being an ass that's when I'll shut up. But I bet a pig would learn how to fly faster then you learn how to be an ass or how to not sleep with random people." Courtney said.

"Don't be. You're dad is a liar simple as that." Courtney said.

"I will explain it to you later when their is less people around son." John says

A nurse walked into the room

"If you cant keep down I'm going to have to ask you to leave." She says

"Make the blonde leave." He says

"Uhhh...okay." Anthony said.

"The blonde can stay." Randy said.

"Make the blonde and the air head leave." John says

The nurse looked at them

"Anthony I wouldn't listen to your dad he's full of bullshit." Courtney said as she watched the nurse leave.

"I wouldnt listen to her either because she is pretty much bitchy."

"At least I don't find random people to sleep with when I'm supposed to be working things out with the love of my life." Courtney said.

"At least I dont throw things at people just because I feel like it."

"I least I don't go mentioning my cousin after I have sex like I was thinking about my cousin the whole time I having sex. At least I don't throw fits and break my hand when I punch a wall. At least I don't leave funerals for no good reason. And at least I didn't go sleeping with a person I didn't know on my wedding day just because the person I was getting married to shut me out after a traumatic experience." Courtney said.

"I know what I have done Courtney. You dont have to tell me all the damn time. Let Elle and I work our things out our way and you just state your opinion to someone that will listen to you like Randy and Elle."