Packing Away Old Memories (Anyone)

"I have a fucking right to be throwing a fit right now." Randy said.

"You do not." John said.

"I do. You're a bacstabber." Randy said.

"It was a long time ago let it go." John said.

"How would you have felt if you found out I made out with Kimberly or one of your other girlfriend when you dated them?" Randy said.

"Alright fine I see your point. I'm sorry Randy, I'm really sorry." John said.

"I can't even believe you two." Randy said.

"You're such a big baby." John said.

"And you're a backstabbing asshole." Randy said.

"Fine want payback kiss Elle now." John said.

Elle glared at John.

"Do you want me to die?" Randy asked.

"If it will get you to shut up kiss her." John said.

"And it'll also lead to my divorce." Randy said.

"I can't believe you just offered me out like that like a piece of meat...you ass." Elle said, getting up and walking away.

(That was perfect that you put that in there cause it can lead to Elle's past.)

John groaned.

"Randy see what happens with you throw bitch fits." John said before he went after Elle.

(lol Awesome. I'm glad I could help)

"No, that's what happens when you're an ass." Randy said.

Elle walked upstairs and slammed the door to their bedroom.

"Good going Randy." Courtney said.

John walked up the stairs then knocked on the door.

"How is this my fault?" Randy asked.

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"Go away! You inconsiderate asshole!" Elle yelled.

"You have too big of an ego." Courtney said.

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"Elle I'm sorry." John said.

"He kissed my ex-girlfriend when we were still together." Randy said.

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Elle opened the door and slapped John across the face.

"Who the hell are you going to try and pawn me off to next to make happy? Dave? Cody? Ted?" Elle asked.

"It was years ago why does it matter?" Courtney asked.

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"Elle I was only trying to get him to shut up." John said.

"It's the principle." Randy said.

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"By offering your wife up?! Do you think that lowly off me!" Elle yelled.

Courtney rolled her eyes then slapped Randy on the back of the head.

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"Hell no! I think very highly of you!" John yelled.

"Ow..." Randy muttered.

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"You obviously fucking don't! You pawned me off to your friend to make him happy! But what about me, huh?! You didn't fucking once think about me!" Elle yelled.

"It wasn't to make him happy it was to shut him up. I'm sorry Elle, I love you so much. I would never try to hurt you on purpose." John said.

"Right...that's what they all say. You only think I'm a piece of meat that you can just use to your benefit." Elle said.