Hanging Out With The Best Friend (Courtney/Elle)

"I am too. I was waiting for you to call it quits like a couple weeks ago." Courtney said.

Elle nods her head.

"I was ready to call it quits awhile ago, I just can't let him go for some reason." She says.

"That really should be a disease. Loving Cena Syndrome." Courtney said.

"What's the cure?" She asks.

"Getting a divorce." Courtney said.

"Easier said than done." Elle says. "You're able to resist his dimples, blue eyes, and smile...I can't."

"You could glue a towel to his face." Courtney said.

"But then there's his body." Elle says, sighing.

"Stuff him in a bag." Courtney said.

"Yeah..that won't work." Elle says. "I just love everything about him."

"Even when he's a total ass?" Courtney asked.

"Yes, even then. When you love someone, you accept all their flaws...even if they can be the biggest asshole in the whole world." Elle replies.

"He has so many flaws I've lost count." Courtney said.

"And I love them all." Elle says.

"You are so weird." Courtney said.

"I'm not weird, I'm in love." Elle says.

Courtney sighed.

"You deserve better then Cena." Courtney said.

"Who?" Elle says. "Who else can I possibly end up with?"

"Um...Chris Jericho." Courtney said.

"Ew, no." Elle replies.

"He's cute." Courtney said.

"Kind of but has nothing on John though." Elle says.

"Cena is a moron." Courtney said.

"But he's my moron." Elle says.

"And he's your jackass." Courtney said.