First Accident (Courtney/Randy)

"Why?" Courtney asked.

"Cause I'm Randy Orton." He replied.

"You're not the poster boy though. I would have thought he would have declined and would have said you're an idiot for driving fast on ice so wait until you are cleared to wrestle dumbass." Courtney said.

"No, that was you who said that." Randy replied.

"Oh right that was me. Give me that title." Courtney said as she grabbed the WWE Championship.

"What are you doing?" Randy asked.

"I'm putting it back in my bag." Courtney said.

"Why? It's mine." Randy said.

"I'm going to keep it and decide if I should let you keep it or not." Courtney said.

"Mommy that's mean." Kayla said.

"Yeah...that's mean." Randy said.

"You know I can't play favoritism." Courtney said.

"Yes you can." Kayla said.

"Yeah! Especially in this case you can." Randy said.

"Just because we have some really good s-e-x doesn't mean I'm going to let you win everything." Courtney said.

"What's s-e-x?" Kayla asked.

"But why?" Randy said, pouting.

"Randy stop pouting." Courtney said.

Randy continued to pout.

Courtney covered her eyes.

"Stop." Courtney said.

Randy pouted even more.

"I can't see you." Courtney said.

"Daddy you should try kissing her." Kayla said.

"Good idea Kayla." Randy said.

"That won't work." Courtney said.

"Sure it won't mommy." Kayla said.

"Yeah, sure it won't." Randy said, going over to Courtney and kissing her.

Courtney kissed Randy back.

Randy deepened the kiss.

Courtney moaned then pulled away.

"Alright fine you can have the title." Courtney said.

"Yay!" Kayla yelled.