House Warming Party

"Damn it." Courtney said.

"I heard that slut Khloe was John's new assistant. I suggest you watch him closely." Courtney said.

John walked back into the room shaking his head

"And I heard it was none of your business who my assistant was. Plus Elle was the one that hired her for me."

"You're such an ass." Randy muttered as he followed him into the living room.

"I did...but I've already threatened Cena. If he touches or even thinks about her, I'm killing the both of them." Elle said.

"Why thank you jackass." John says to Randy

"I believe what my best friend and I talk about is none of your business. Plus that girl is a slut and you think she's hot. I'm surprised she didn't give Cody a disease." Courtney said.

"I'm sure you threatened him to never cheat on him before he cheated on you. Looks like threats don't work with him." Courtney said.

"Threats may not work, but I bet if I brought up the big D his ass wouldn't consider touching her." Elle said.

Randy flipped John off.

"What? Your the one who wanted the old me back Orton." John says

"It does concern me when your wannabe ass is in my and my wife's house."

Courtney flipped John off as she continued talking with Elle.

"That works everytime." Courtney said.

"I know it does." Elle said.

"Exactly, which means I can flip you off." Randy said.

John laughed

"That works with every man except for Randy because he believes it would never come close to happening." Courtney said.

"Randy lives in Randyland and doesn't believe anything bad will happen." Elle said.

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"What is so funny?" He asked.

"You and your wife flipping me off like that is really going to hurt me. I am so touch...Not." John says

"I know. He's so delusional." Courtney said.

"And forgive me or this." Courtney said.

She walked up to Cena then smirked before she low blowed him.

"Did that hurt?" Courtney asked.

"Tell me about it." Elle said before she groaned. "Courtney...was that necessary?"

Randy laughed.

"Alright fine I'll be fair." Courtney said before she low blowed Randy.

John got up glaring at her before calling the cops.

Randy groaned as he keeled over.

"John don't you dare call the cops." Elle said.

"What calling the cops? I love having a friend as a cop that will only laugh in your face and do nothing to me." Courtney said.

"Right you forget your ass is in Florida not St Louis. And she shouldnt have put her hands on me." John says waiting for them to answer

"Oh yeah...I forgot about Greg. Call the police John and tell Greg to come over, I haven't seen him since I had the babies." Elle said.

"I have more then one friends that are cops. Plus I can always promise them a free concert and they're sold." Courtney said.

"Greg isnt coming over here and she keeps it up she is getting thrown out." John says

Courtney pulled her cell phone out.

"Hey Greg jump on my plane and come over to Elle's house." Courtney said.

"Will do." Greg said.

Courtney hung up.

"Greg's coming." Courtney said.

"Yay! I miss my buddy." Elle said. "And you are not throwing out my best friend. This is my house too and I say she stays."