A Bit Out Of Character (Anyone)

"And that's when I pop out and surprise the hell out of him." Elle said. "We're so smart. What is this payback for?"

"My last birthday that I was here before the incident John and the guys kid napped me and handcuffed me to a street lamp in nothing but my bra and panties."

Elle raised her eyebrow as she walked off to go change.

"Why in the hell would do they do that to you on your birthday?" Elle asked.

Rai smirked. "Cause I depantsed him at a signing."

"Oh..." Elle said. "So, they decided to wait until your birthday to get revenge?"

"Yeah it was about three days before my birthday."

"Wow." Elle said walking back on to the set in a sailor costume. "If you want, you're allowed to hurt him before the whole surprise thing happens."

"I might take you up on that offer." Rai smiled. "He is going to love this."

"I'd hope you would and if you do, I want to hear the story." Elle said as she did John's signature salute with one of her hands while her other hand rested on her hip. "I can't wait to see how the pictures and the actual camera comes out."

"They are going to turn out great."

"Thanks." Elle said. "All I want if for him to feel like the luckiest and happiest son of a bitch on his birthday. If I can do that for him, then I'll be happy."

"Oh he will if he doesn't I'll hit him with Falling Stars."

"You can do that, but if he doesn't. I swear he won't get laid for a very, very long time." Elle said.

Rai laughed. "That's going to be funny to watch."

Elle laughed.

"Cena without sex for awhile is extremely amusing to anyone but him." Elle said.

Rai nodded her head with a smile. "Yep almost as entertaining as Randy going with out it. Jeff always looks so sad and heart broken. Makes me feel bad."

"Randy is hilarious to watch." Elle said. "So I'm guessing you end up giving in when Jeff looks like that."

Rai sighed. "Yes. It's so hard to tell him no. That man is like a freaking drug."

"Tell me about it. I feel the same way when it comes to John." elle said.

Rai shook her head. "Men are evil."

"But they're so damn good looking." Elle said.

"Oh yes they are." Rai said with a smile. "And Jeff is so flexible."

Elle laughed.

"And John is just so strong." Elle said.

Rai nodded her head. "Ok I gotta get those thoughts out before I go find Jeff and jump him."

Elle chuckled.

"Same here, I have five more months to go. I don't need those images distracting me, it'll ruin the whole plan." Elle said.