Kicking Off The Summer (Any/Everyone)

"You made fun of me too." Randy said before he smirked at Candice.

"Well you know I'm good at wrestling...want to give the first thing I'm good at a try?" Randy joked.

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"Ashley, you're choosing that long haired moron over me? I'm hurt!" Elle pouted.

Matt glared at Elle.

"At least someone cares about me." Matt said, kissing Ashley on the cheek.

"Who told you that lie?" Elle asked.

"I agree too", Mickie said walking over.

Adam got up slowly and sat on a chair.


Rai shook her head.

"Yay! Mickie is on my side!" Matt exclaimed going over and hugging Mickie.

"Run now Mickie before he becomes too attached." Elle said.

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"That wasn't what I was expecting when I said attack Candice...put I'll take it." Randy said, putting the chicken, hot dogs, and hamburger meat on the grill.

Mickie hugged him back and laughed.

Candice looked at Randy and raised an eyebrow.

"Are you trying to imply I should have sex with you?" Candice asked.

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"Well now that you have someone on your side I'm on Elle's side." Ashley asked with a smile.

"I like you. You've replace Elle, you're my new best friend." Matt said.

"Mickie run! He's like a lost puppy, he'll never leave you alone." Elle said.

"What, no?! You can't go on her side." Matt said.

"Score! I win, got your girlfriend on my side." Elle said, sticking her tongue out at Matt.

"Babbbbyyyyy." Matt pouted.

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"I was joking Candice." Randy said. "You missed amazing sex with the Viper years ago."

"I never got my revenge on you for the pain of being in labor and giving birth to twins so now I'm getting it." Ashley said with a smirk.

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"Amazing? Ha! I doubt it's that amazing." Candice said.

Mickie just stood there and chuckled.

"That's just mean Ash....real mean." Matt said, shaking his head. "I thought you loved me."

"I told you that was lie! No one listens to me around here." Elle said.

Matt glared at Elle before linking arms with Mickie.

"Come on new best friend, let's go." Matt said.

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"Trust me it is. Ask Courtney and Elle for their testimonies, they'll tell you how amazing I am." Randy said.

"I do love you! I just don't like you at the moment." Ashley said.

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"It sucks!" Courtney lied before she laughed.

Candice looked at Randy trying not to laugh.

Mickie made a "what just happened look" at the girls before getting dragged away by Matt.

"I didn't do anything!" Matt protested before following Mickie.

"You're boyfriend is a sad excuse for a man." Elle chuckled, shaking her head.

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"Don't even lie like that Courtney." Randy said.

"He really is." Ashley said.

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"I have to fake it all the time, his thing isn't that big." Courtney lied.

Candice burst into laughter.

"Matt....Nevermind", Mickie said.

"Poor you. You got stuck with the lame Hardy." Elle said.

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Randy glared at Courtney.

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"What Mick?" Matt asked.

"I know, poor me", Mickie said.


"Nevermind".

"I know. Matt you're so lame!" Ashley yelled.

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"Aw Randy you're not that much of a man as you claim?" Candice joked.

Mickie smiled at Matt.

"It was something, tell me." Matt said

"What the hell is this? Make fun of Matt day?" Matt said.

"Uhh...yeah." Elle replied. "It's my favorite day of the week."

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"Candice shut it." Randy said. "If this was like years and years ago, you'd now I'd live up to the title the Lady Thriller, cause you would've experienced it. Courtney knows it too."

"My favorite day too", Mickie said.

Matt groaned, walking over and plopping down on a chair.

"He is acting like he is five right now", Mickie said.

"Mine too." Ashley said with a smile.

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"Uh huh." Candice said.

"I wouldn't believe him." Courtney said.

"I don't." Candice said with a giggle.

"He is a five year old stuck in a grown man's body." Elle said.

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"Fine then Court, have fun not having sex with me since I'm so bad at it." Randy said.