Lacey's lost (anyone)

Lacey walked down a street on her own late at night. She had gotten lost from her BP partners, Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky, whilst out on a shopping spree.

Poor Lacey had no idea where she was, and what city she was in. As she was walking down the street she bumped into a man.

"Hey! Watch....Oh hello there pretty lady" the man said with an evil grin.

"Hi" Lacey smiled with a wave.

"Wanna see something?" he asked.

"Sure" Lacey smiled, not really understanding.

The guy grabbed her roughly by the arm, and started to drag her to a dark alley.

"Where are we going?" Lacey asked still smiling.

But before he could reply, he walked into someone. "Hey! Watch it!" he yelled.

(Anyone wanna save Lacey? )

John glared.

"I suggest you let go of her." John said.

(Who better to save her then SuperCena? )

The guy looked at how big John was. He let go of Lacey's arm and ran off.

"Wait! You didn't show me that thing" Lacey called as the guy ran off. She pouted before she turned to John. "Aww, he ran away"

(Lol, Kunt would be pissed. I'm just expecting Torrie to come over, make Lacey attack her, then to get the guy to attack Torrie, then John to save the day, and then he gets stabbed Dejavu)

"You do realize you almost got yourself raped right?" John asked.

(Yeah that will never happen again. lol Torrie can find another hero. John's only saving Elle and his friends from now on. Torrie isn't his friend. lol)

"Raped?" she said. "No silly, he was just gonna show me something" she smiled.

(Lol. I can see it now. Lacey attacks Torrie from behind. John tosses Lacey away. John lifts Torrie up in his arms "bridal style" Torrie doesn't respond. Lacey goes for the attack, John sets Torrie down and breaks Lacey in half for touching Torrie. But as John is beating Lacey up, the guy comes back and starts to kick the shit out of Torrie. Torrie screams for John. John stops abusing Lacey and goes for the guy but is stabbed I miss that kind of drama....NOT! )

"He was going to show you his...area. You know below the belt." John said.

(I don't either! It was dumb. lol)

".....Er....I don't understand" she smiled.

John sighed.

"You know that part that gets used a lot for sex? It's on the man's body." John asked.

"....Er...yeah?"

"He wanted to show you that." John said.

"...Okay?" she said still not getting it.

John groaned.

"Lacey he wanted to hurt you." John said.

"But why?" she asked. "He didn't say he wanted to hurt me. He said he wanted to show me something"

John groaned then started thinking.

"You know what Lacey? That man told me to take you to the surprise he planned for you." John lied but hoped she would believe it.

Lacey gasped before she clapped her hands. "Yay!" she giggled as she jumped up and down. "He must have been in a hurry. So that's why he ran off"

"Exactly. Come on...I'll drive you there." John said.

"Okay" she giggled. "You think Madison and Velvet will be there? I think they got lost" she said, even tho it was her who had gotten lost.

"I don't know maybe. Do you like candy Lacey?" John asked.

"Yeah, but I'm not allowed alot because it makes you fat, and TNA said if I eat too much they will fire me" she sulked.

"Well then how about I take you to the mall and give you a credit card to shop?" John asked.

"Oh no. I just went shopping" she said.

"Alright...you get to be queen of the world for a day. Congratulations!" John exclaimed.

Lacey screamed. "Oh my god!"

"I know! You have to be the greatest queen ever." John said.

"Oh my god!...How do I do that?"