Lacey's lost (anyone)

"Um...you sit on the top of my car and wave at people." John said.

"Ooooh" she giggled.

"Then you get people to bow down to you and give you stuff." John said.

"That sounds fun" she said. "Oh! Let's go to Africa, and like, make the poor people happy"

"You are so generous." John said.

"Whats that mean?"

"You're a very nice person." John said.

"Oh" she said.

"See you're the nicest queen ever." John said with a smile.

"...Is that good?"

"It's very good. People don't chip queen's heads off if they're nice." John said.

"They chop queens heads off?"

"They used to." John said.

"Wow"

"Yeah but everyone loves you so you're lucky." John said.

"But I went on the internet, and people say I'm a stupid slut, who can't wrestle, and that I should die"

"That was sarcasm." John said.

"....What's that?"

"That's like another word for lying." John said.

"Oh" she said.

"Trust me everyone loves you." John said.

"Yay"

"Now where would the Queen like to go?" John asked.

"I dunno. I wanna see Madison and Vel Vel" she smiled.

"Where are they?" John asked.