Re: Randy's Birthday

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:07 am

"John, you forget who had Elle first and who was with her the longest. I was not only her first, but the best." Randy said.

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:10 am

"I ended up with her though so you couldn't have been that satisfying." John said.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:17 am

"It's cause I left her for Courtney, duh." Randy said. "If I wanted Elle back, I could've gotten her back."

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:18 am

"Yeah right, you wouldn't have had a chance." John said.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:23 am

"Are you kidding me? Dude, Elle loved me. She would've taken me back in a heartbeat." Randy said.

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:35 am

"Oh yeah? So if you divorced Courtney, Elle would take you back?" John asked.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:42 am

"Of course she would." Randy said.

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:44 am

"Yeah fucking right." John said as he shook his head.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:59 am

"Dude, I'm being serious." Randy said.

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:00 am

"You're a dumbass for thinking that, it wouldn't happen." John said.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:06 am

"John, you know it's true. Deep down Elle still cares about me and you know it." Randy said.

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:08 am

"As a friend yes but she would never have sex with you again." John said.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:10 am

Randy snorted. "Yes she would. If you weren't around, she'd totally be all over me."

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:14 am

"Oh yeah? That's why she made out with me once when you were still dating her?" John asked.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:18 am

"And yet she came back to me that exact same night." Randy said.

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:21 am

"Again, I'm the one who ended up married to her in the end. She had many chances to go back to you over the years but never did." John said.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:28 am

"It's cause I was with Courtney. But if I wasn't, I could've gotten Elle back if I wanted." Randy said.

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:31 am

"She never even though of you at all during that time, you wouldn't have had a chance." John said.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:34 am

"I would so have had a chance. I could've gotten Elle back eventually." Randy said.

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:44 pm

"No you wouldn't have, stop living in denial." John said.

(Sorry for disappearing. forumotion was so unresponsive and I ended up just going to bed. lol)

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:01 pm

"You're the one in denial. Accept the fact that if I didn't meet Courtney, your ass would still be lusting after Elle and her and I'd have three kids, and be married by now." Randy said.

(It's okay. Same thing happened with me, I figured you went to bed cause it was late when it started working again.)

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:45 pm

"You're so full of shit, I should go over to your room and kick your ass." John said.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:24 pm

"You're mad cause I am right." Randy said.

by **John Cena** Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:03 pm

"No you're not. Why did you call anyway?" John asked, changing the subject.

by **Randy Orton** Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:32 pm

"I would've but anyways, I called to see if you wanted to hang or something." Randy replied.

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