Settling The Feud (Matt and Jeff)

"You and Riley." Matt replies.

"I hate Riley's guts, I wish she would dive under a rock and stay there." Jeff said.

"Are you both fighting?" Jeff asked.

"Eh, kind of sort of." Matt replies.

"What did Riley do?" Jeff asked.

"Got into a big arguement with Ashley at Elle's wedding. Then she started screaming at me." Matt says.

"Wow she really is a psycho bitch." Jeff said.

"Things between us have been strained for awhile." Matt says.

"That's not surprising at all." Jeff said.

"Not really." Matt says.

"I still can't believe she did all that crap to me. You know? It's like she was trying to take me out of the family so she would be paid attention to more. She's not even really our sister." Jeff said.

"Yeah I get what you mean." Matt says.

"Well luckily Evan's getting a divorce from her." Jeff said.

"He is?" Matt asks.

"Yep, he told me last week. I wouldn't be surprised if Riley meets a guy in a club and gets pregnant again." Jeff said.

"Well this is good for Evan." Matt says.

"Very good. I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did." Jeff said.

"Me too." Matt says.

"Well at least now we don't have to deal with her either." Jeff said.

"Thank goodness, I have more important things to worry about." Matt says.

"Me too. I can't believe she would always call you everytime she had a problem." Jeff said.

"And I tried to be there for her, but I do have a life of my own." Matt says.

"Yeah you do. With twins on the way you can't be there for every problem." Jeff said.

"Exactly." Matt says.

"So when's the due date for Ashley?" Jeff asked.

"She should be having them soon." Matt replies.