A Small Distraction (Anyone)

"Just like you have a thing for constantly breaking Elle's heart and screwing her over. What are you going to do next Cena?" Randy said.

"Nothing that will hurt her and at least I never let the person that was trying to break Elle and I up live in my house. You know Courtney you had every right to be suspicious Riley was always telling me that she wanted to drug Randy and sleep with him while she was staying there." John said.

"Right...which is why you slept with Bree in Elle's dream house. What I did isn't half as bad as what you did. Cause from what I hear you and Bree tainted Elle's precious dream home." Randy said.

"If Riley stayed longer I'm sure you would have tried something. You did always hang out with her a lot. I do remember when you did leave Kayla's side when she was in the hospital to be with Riley." John said.

Courtney glared at John then got up and went to the bathroom.

"And I remember when you were more worried about Riley than your wife when she was in a coma. I don't buy that whole cousin crap you two told us, I'm sure you were the one that wanted to sleep with her as much as you choose Riley over Elle." Randy said.

Elle glared at the both of them before getting up and following Courtney.

"Really? It's funny that you say that when your week old baby was in an incubator possibly dying and all you cared about was getting to Riley. I wonder how she would feel if I called her right now and told her you didn't give a damn about her enough to stay with her?" John asked.

Courtney walked into the bathroom then leaned against the wall.

"Just like I find it funny how the wife who you claim to love so much is lying motionless in a hospital bet and all you cared about was Riley. Then you ditch Elle and rush to Riley's side later on, just like you always do." Randy said.

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"You okay Court?" Elle asked.

"And you didn't do that? You always ran to Riley's side when she called too. I wouldn't have been surprised if you left Courtney when she was in labor if Riley called you." John said.

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"I'm fine. How are you?" Courtney asked.

"But did I? No. Unlike you, I never once left or cheated on my wife. I stayed away from Riley while you continued to kiss her ass, it took her having to move away for you to finally get over her and you still always mentioned Riley. So, before you mention what I did wrong, think about how badly you screwed up cause nothing I did can compare to what you did to Elle. I knew my boundaries...you obviously didn't." Randy said.

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"Eh, I'm alright." Elle said.

"Obviously you didn't enough because I would have never let Riley move in with me." John said.

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"Those two are such asses." Courtney said.

"But you let Emily stay with you, you almost got Renee pregnant, and cheated on Elle multiple times with Bree. No comparison." Randy said.

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"Seriously, they're annoying." Elle said.

"You almost got Allison pregnant." John said.

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"They really are." Courtney said.

"But I wasn't with Courtney." Randy said.

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Elle nodded her head as she rolled her eyes.

"Still if that was your baby you would have to deal with having it now with Courtney." John said.

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Courtney leaned against the wall.

"But it wasn't. No need to talk about things that didn't happen." Randy said.

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"Want to get out of here?" Elle asked.

"Well I wish it was." John said.

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"Sure. I'm starting to think we shouldn't have brought them here." Courtney said.

"Too damn bad. But we could continue to discuss how epically you screwed up over the years with Elle." Randy said.

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"I think it was a bad idea too." Elle said, walking out of the bathroom.

"You screwed it up with Courtney a bunch of times when you left her to hang around with Riley. Everyone backstage were betting on when you were going to sleep with her." John said.

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Courtney nodded as she walked with Elle to the table.

"Am I supposed to care? It didn't happen, so you can keep talking about it but it won't change a thing. I didn't hook up with Riley, never was going to but you did sleep with Bree, and you did cheat on Elle, and Renee's baby was yours but she just got rid of it. Honestly, everyone backstage is trying to figure out why the hell she's still with you and what you'll do next and if it it will cause her to leave for good." Randy said.

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Elle rolled her eyes before grabbing her purse and walking out of the restaurant.

Courtney followed Elle out.

John glared then punched Randy.

"Want to go shopping on their cards?" Elle asked.

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"Asshole." Randy said, holding onto his jaw.

"Yeah." Courtney said with a smile.

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"You deserved it." John said.

"Alright. Meet you at the mall." Elle said.

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"I didn't cause what I said was true." Randy said.

Courtney nodded then got in her car.

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"Would you like to be punched again?" John asked.

Elle got into her car and began to drive.

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"Are you done being an ass and bringing up shit that never happened?" Randy asked.