A Small Distraction (Anyone)

"Bye." Randy said, hanging up.

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"Bye." Elle said, hanging up her phone.

"Dumber is coming." Elle said.

Courtney hung up.

"So is dumb." Courtney said.

Elle chuckled.

"So, are we getting the same thing as last time?" Elle asked.

"Everything on the cheesecake menu." Courtne said with a smile.

"Mmm." Elle said, smiling widely.

"I love being pregnant." Courtney said with a wide smile.

"I love you being pregnant." Elle said.

"I swear I'm going to gain like fifty pounds though eating so much cheesecake." Courtney said.

"Psh, me too. At least you're pregnant...I don't even have that excuse." Elle said.

"We'll have to work off the weight together." Courtney said.

"Sounds like a plan." Elle said.

"Now let's go eat." Courtney said.

"Yeah, let's go." Elle said

Courtney walked with Elle into the Cheesecake Factory.

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John arrived ten minutes later.

Elle slid into the booth when the waiter walked them to a table.

"Hey honey." Randy said, coming to the table when he arrived five minutes later.

"Hey sweetie." Courtney said with a smile as she slid into a booth.

"Hey sweetheart." John said as he sat next to Elle.

"So, we needed to be here because...?" Randy asked as he sat down next to Courtney.

"Cause you two goons didn't come the last we were here when I was pregnant." Elle replied.

"Yeah what she said." Courtney said.

"And if I remember correctly, you two didn't finish any of the millions of cheesecakes you ordered." Randy said.

"It's because we didn't have any help you fucking moron." Courtney snapped.

"I was busy." Randy said.

"Sure you were asshole." Courtney muttered.

"I was." Randy said.

Courtney just glared at Randy.

"You should be glad you're here or else something would be getting cut off." Courtney said.

"Uh huh..." Randy said.